short of robbing a bank or winning the lottery?

can anyone recommend/suggest a place that will loan money (over $50k) to persons with little or NO credit history? not that I have lousy credit but lived in mexico for the past 15 years and now I have need for credit here!! grrrrrr any serious comments very welcome!!

I own a business and I have the worst credit a person could possibly have.  I was able to receive a loan from a SBA company called Community Capital Development out of Seattle.

I learned alot in getting my loan. They have "alternate" credit. All the years of rent and cell phone bills being paid on time helped. I did get a Loan and am greatful. interest rate is kinda high (9 1/2%) but what the hay.